Mass Hysteria Posts...

These are coming along nicely. I will add links as you folks post. Please try not to double-post.

• Carey caught the Y2K bug
• Elliot has discovered the Martian Invasion of 1938.
• Have you met Elise's pet Chupacabra? I encourage you to look at the site she talks about. It has a great summary of mass hysteria! Way to go, Elise!
• Caroline's post about the "Mad Gasser" will knock you out!
• Haley explains why she will never turn on the air conditioner ever again.
• Why does Brian cover his mouth when he coughs?
• Carolyn explains why nobody should ever, ever, EVER go to Nigeria.
• Syed asks, "Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?"
  
• Eileen asks, "Have you ever attended a meeting of the Communist Party?"
  
• Chris takes us to the wonderful land of woo, by which I mean Peru. Then Peter shows up a little later and finds Chris passed out from the fumes.
  
• Peter turned me into a newt. I go' better.
• And Chris takes cover in the enchanted land of modern day Lebanon.
• Ben wins the title of the decade award: "Penis-melting Zionist cyborg combs"
• Vince is not afraid (he says) of the Monkey Man of New Delhi.
• Why did it take so long for Michael to write to his blog? He was hiding from the Fairfax Slasher!
  

As more of these come in, I am starting to realize the scope and, really, how many patterns you can find and links you can make between these panics, well, except for the Penis-melting Zionist cyborg combs, which deserves its own place in the Pantheon of Goof. Seriously, when I start my band, that's going to be our name.

B